Punk Projects Challenge: Week 5, animals

If you spent some time here on my blog, you definitely know my favourite animal. Yes, I love cats. And that is exactly the line that I put on the cross stitch sampler pattern that is going to become my second project for the Punk Projects Craft Challenge.

The pattern (as most of my cross stitch patterns here) is absolutely free. Scroll down to download full pattern in printable PDF format.

I Love Cats primitive cross stitch sampler
Pattern size: 66 x 100 stitches

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Laters, baby – 50 Shades of Grey free pattern

I’ve read 50 Shades of Grey recently. Who didn’t? Well, if fairy tales could be PG rated, this would be it. It is Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast combined in one story, generously flavoured up with lots of sex. But there is one thing that I found most fairytale-ish of it all. It’s not the under-thirty billionaire (well, hello there, mr. Zuckerberg, I’m using you as an age example only) and not the 22-year-old I-know-nothing-about-sex virgin – that’s quite plausible. Neither is it the amazing transformation from virgin to sex-diva in a couple of days – well, given that mr. Grey prefers women that can not move, there is no way of telling if Ana really became that good.

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