Description
The hieroglyphs on the design read, “How beautiful are thy buttocks”, or in modern language, “You have a pretty butt”.
Taken straight from an ancient Egyptian manuscript with the story of Horus and Seth (that one is very worthwhile checking out on it’s own), via the “Same-Sex Desire in Pharaonic Egypt” essay by Alex Clayden, this text might be one of the first written pick up lines in human history.
Pattern size: 83 X 37 Stitches (full stitches only), 11 colors
The chart comes in colored and monochromatic versions, both are available in this listing.
Approx. size of finished stitching
Aida #14 – 15,1 x 6,7 cm / 5,9” x 2,7”
Aida #16 – 13,2 x 5,9 cm / 5,2” x 2,3”
Aida #18 – 11,8 x 5,3 cm / 4,6” x 2,1”
>> Please note that this is not a finished cross stitch, nor a kit. Materials are not included.
After payment you will be able to instantly download
– A PDF pattern complete with colored symbol chart, and color floss legend for DMC thread
– A PDF pattern for the monochromatic version of the pattern
To view the chart, you may have to install Adobe Acrobat PDF Reader (available for free download here: http://get.adobe.com/reader/ ).













Hannah O’Neill (verified owner) –
Love this pattern! The concept, the delivery, the ease.